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Today we look at the lighter side of Viagra, the now famous >impotency medication from Pfizer which makes men last longer >(or last at all) and women much happier. Talk about a win-win >product. >Have more, send them to [email protected] < >mailto:[email protected]> > > >The new name for it "The Pfizer Riser!" > >********************************************** > >
Questions to Ponder about Viagra >------------------------------------- > >
If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut? > >If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before >approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart? > >I dropped a Viagra in a jar of small sweet pickles last >night and this morning had a jar full of big Kosher dills. > >If I give my computer monitor Viagra, will the screen get bigger? >
>I would only take Viagra for intellectual purposes, >so my head would swell. > >Before Viagra, for some people, making love was classified as >"assault with a dead weapon." >
>Viagra Falls, the new waterfall that flows upward. >
>Viagra, medicine's version of "MIRACLE-GRO." >
>Mix Viagra and Prozac and you have a guy who is ready to go,
>but doesn't really care where.
> >Are you taking Viagra or are you just happy to see me?
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>If however you do need to take Viagra, remember to
>swallow them quickly otherwise you'll get a stiff neck.
> > >A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have >put out an All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for >two hardened criminals!
> >They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll >surely be sent to a Penal Institution.
> >********************************************** > >Did you hear about Levi's new jeans for Baby Boomer men?.... They come >with just a "Viagra" more room. > >For women not-in-the-mood, California bars now have Viagra-free zones. >
>Scientists developed the idea for Viagra after studying President >Clinton's DNA. > > >********************************************** > >VIAGRA CAUSES PANIC >------------------------ > >
WASHINGTON, DC (DPI) -
- Viagra, the new pill for impotence approved >by the Food and Drug Administration on Friday, is already causing >problems across the country. The FDA had said a man would need to >by sexually aroused before the drug would work, but apparently >failed to consider that most men walk around in a constant state of >sexual arousal. Several disasters or near-disasters have already >been reported: > >* In Boise, a passenger plane skidded off the runway after the >pilot's erection inadvertently hit the button that causes the >landing gear to retract. > > > >* In San Bernardino County, outside of Los Angeles, a 17-car pileup >occurred when trucker Dirk Diggler apparently lost control of his >rig, blocking his vision and causing him to also lose control of >his truck. > >FDA Spokesperson Bonnie Thurston commented, "There's no limit to >the damage that this pill could cause. We've got to make sure it >doesn't fall into the wrong hands, like President Clinton's, for >example, of we could have a potential nuclear mistake." > ------=_