---nurellyani romli <[email protected]> wrote:
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> >From [email protected] Sat Jun 13 22:15:05 1998
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> >Date: Sat, 13 Jun 1998 22:16:49 -0700 (PDT)
> >From: Shah Rukh Khan <[email protected]>
> >Subject: POLITICALLY CORRECT FEMALE TERMS
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> >> POLITICALLY CORRECT FEMALE TERMS
> >>
> >> She does not: GET PMS
> >> She becomes: HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL
> >>
> >> She does not have: A KILLER BODY
> >> She is: TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE
> >>
> >> She is not: A BAD COOK
> >> She is: MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE
> >>
> >> She is not: A BAD DRIVER
> >> She is: AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED
> >>
> >> She is not: A PERFECT 10
> >> She is: NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR
> >>
> >> She is not: EASY
> >> She is: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
> >>
> >> She does not: HATE SPORTS ON TV
> >> She is: ATHLETICALLY BIASED
> >>
> >> She does not have: SEXY LIPS
> >> She is: COLLAGEN DEPENDENT
> >>
> >> She does not get: DRUNK
> >> She is: ACCIDENTALLY OVER SERVED
> >>
> >> You do not ask her: TO DANCE
> >> You request: A PRECOITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE
> >>
> >> She is not: A GOSSIP
> >> She is a: VERBAL TERMINATOR
> >>
> >> She does not: WORK OUT TOO MUCH
> >> She is an: ABDOMINAL OVERACHIEVER
> >>
> >> She does not have a: GREAT BUTT
> >> She is: GLUTEUS TO THE MAXIMUS
> >>
> >> She is not: HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS
> >> She is: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED
> >>
> >> She is not: COLD OR FRIGID
> >> She is: THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE
> >>
> >> She does not: WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP
> >> She is: COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED
> >>
> >> She does not have: GREAT CLEAVAGE (A GREAT RACK)
> >> Her breasts are: CENTRALLY LOCATED
> >>
> >> She will never: GAIN WEIGHT
> >> She will become: A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER
> >>
> >> She is not: A SCREAMER OR MOANER
> >> She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
> >>
> >> She does not: SHAVE HER LEGS
> >> She experiences: TEMPORARY STUBBLE REDUCTION
> >>
> >> She does not have: A HARD BODY
> >> She is: ANATOMICALLY INFLEXIBLE
> >>
> >> She does not: SUN BATHE
> >> She experiences: SOLAR ENHANCEMENT
> >>
> >> Her breasts will never: SAG
> >> They will: LOSE THEIR VERTICAL HOLD
> >>
> >> She does not: SHOP TOO MUCH
> >> She is: OVERLY SUCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS
> >>
> >> She does not: CUT YOU OFF
> >> She becomes: HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE
> >>
> >> She does not have: BIG HAIR
> >> She is: OVERLY AEROSOLED
> >>
> >> She does not: SNORE
> >> She is: NASALLY REPETITIVE
> >>
> >> She does not: GET DRUNK
> >> She becomes: VERBALLY DYSLEXIC
> >>
> >> She does not have: BIG HOOTERS
> >> Her: CUPS RUNNETH OVER
> >>
> >> She is not: TOO SKINNY
> >> She is: SKELETALLY PROMINENT
> >==
> >from,
> >SHAH RUKH KHAN.
> >